because I'm tired of saying sorry for my life

ThoughtCatalog.com FTW! My thoughts exactly right here. 


1. Eating the last piece of bacon.

2. Telling someone how you feel.

5. Moving to advance your career.

6. Not returning a text sent past midnight.

7. Knowing the lyrics to Paris Hilton's "Nothing in This World" song.

9. Responding to emails too quickly.

10. Being proactive.

11. Posting articles that make people mad on Facebook.

12. Speaking in a [dopey] French accent when saying French words.

13. Working too much.

14. Going on a date, not paying for it, and not calling back.

15. Openly crushing on people you may never meet.

16. Wanting to make more money, and then doing it.

17. Caring too much.

18. Not having sex as much as people expect or want.

19. Holding people accountable.

20. Yelling when you want to yell.

23. Throwing paint on a canvas and calling it ‘art.’

28. Wanting to love someone, and being scared to tell them.

29. Having brunch on Sunday and then going to bed afterwards.

32. Making a mistake and not learning from it the first time.

33. Still being weird about your parents’ [falling-out].

34. Only getting your news from Twitter. [Or Facebook.] 

35. Being hung-over.

36. Screening your family’s calls and later saying, “I was really busy!”

37. Loving when you want to love, and not loving when you don’t care to.